ahem.... I have joined the legions of the undead...

Got your attention, didn't I??

Refer to the following:

My LJ
Sarah attempted to confuse you at 9:03 PM

You are a

Butterfly

You are the most Delicate and Feminine of all
Winged Creatures!


What Winged Creature are You?
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Maybe you just get this automatically, Kris....
Sarah attempted to confuse you at 5:07 PM

And... fluff. Courtesy of Kris.


Remus Lupin


Who is your ideal Harry Potter man?
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Sarah attempted to confuse you at 12:45 AM

Okay, I've been meaning to do this since yesterday, but better late than never! I figured I'd post some of the chaos inspired by my birthday!! =D

1.) MY PLAN FOR WORLD IMPROVEMENT (from Inkwolf):

Ooh, Happy Birthday! Here's your present!

It's an 'Inkheart' potion. Just one drop on a book, and your favorite character will come to life and enter the real world!

Er, I should probably warn you that, due to physics, whenever you bring someone out of a book, something or someone gets sucked into it to fill the vacuum. So have an enemy in the room (and not your family or pets!) with you when you use it!

2.) MY PLAN FOR... eh, it's not appropriate to publish... (From whizbang):

*pant, pant*

Just got back from the Hag's. That old witch wouldn't give me the "old crone's discount" because it isn't senior discount day.

Anyway, I stole, no! umm ......

I, uh, negotiated two tickets on a Caribbean Cruise liner. You know how Snape loves boats. And I think with the proper "encouragement", he can be bewitched, no, no, ......

ahem, convinced to join you.

Here's a little bottle of "encouragement" I found on a bottom shelf behind several bottles of anti seasickness potion. Hope it's enough for the whole trip.

Happy Birthday!!

I got this fireman's hat, too. Don't let him see until he's on the boat.

3.) UM... JUST RANDOM CRAZINESS:

Leave it outside!
No. Just tie it up right here.
I just don't think it's a good idea to .... Whoa ...

Hey! No, come back here! Whoa! You have to leave the horse outside, Aragorn! I know you're the king. But house elves have their limits and a horse in here might ......

Wait! Stop it! Somebody save the cake!

Wait a minute ... NO ... Put her down!
It's her birthday, not her wedding night!!!!

It's not the same thing. Hey!
Come back here with Prosp, Aragorn!

.....
I'm eating your cake!

4.) THE SOLUTION FOR THE COLDNESS THAT IS OUR APT!

I can't BELIEVE I missed your birthday, Prosp! I am SUCH an idiot!

Happy Birthday, so sorry it's late!

Here, *presents Prosp with a pair of velvet, furlined gloves and matching scarf*

Not only do they change colour whenever you want them to, the scarf is also bewitched to whisper anything you want it to say in Snape's voice, while the gloves tap dance...I don't know why.

Luv Remmy


Yeah, so that was just the online msg boards solution to my birthday- everyone else has been just as crazy- thus the "smack my @ss and call me celeborn" from Stacey..... the first week back at school is always interesting but this week takes the cake- yummy chocolate birthday cake!!


Sarah attempted to confuse you at 2:40 PM

FLUFF 'N' STUFF!!!


You are going to Marry orlando Bloom. He will
always treat you right and is very romantic. He
will do anything for you. He is very polite and
has deep brown eyes and is very good looking
(which is another plus!). He can make anythind
cheesy look really good (like sliding down
stairs on a shield shooting arrows or wearing
pointy ears for example). Congrats!!


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These are hysterical- check out all the results:

Congratulations! You're Legolas!


Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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Ghost or spirit: You are a lost soul. Very calm and
sweet, you are often the one who asks: What if?
With a clever mind, you want to explore the
world on a different level. Without the
answers, you aren't ready to move on. You are
most likely very creative and find yourself
thinking things through on a different level.
(please rate my quiz)


**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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Water Fairy


Which Fairy are you?(for anyone many out comes)
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Not sure if I posted this before or not but:

You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent.

"And The Unicorn knew she wasn't meant to
go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice
given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went
inside and bled silver blood.. For her
misdeed, the world knew evil."

Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve
(Christian) and Pandora (Greek).
The Unicorn is associated with the concept of
innocence, the number 3, and the element of
water.
Her sign is the twilight sun.

As a member of Form 3, you are a curious
individual. You are drawn to new things and
become fascinated with ideas you've never come
in contact with before. Some people may say
you are too nosey, but it's only because you
like getting to the bottom of things and
solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to
have because they are inquisitive.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Anyhoo, bored now- off to find something else to amuse me!
Sarah attempted to confuse you at 12:03 AM

Stacey says: "Mmm... Horn of Gondor ;)"

I saw that broken horn, Miss Stacey.... you should go easy on that poor thing!! rotfl!!

Saw ROTK for a second time and somehow that movie only gets better the second time. I had one moment where I was just staring at Viggo in awe thinking, how the hell could anyone ever think that Stewart Townsend could be that perfect, could be so perfectly aragorn, king of gondor and strider the ranger all in one movie so beautifully??

And because I'll say it a million times anyway, if it doesn't win the Oscar for best costume, heads will roll. I will pull an Amelia and snap and kill a hooker.... or something. Elrond's first costume alone is oscar worthy- it was just the most beautiful piece of symmetry and embroidery- and there's almost no way he wasn't sewn into that piece of costuming because I don't think it would have worked as well if he hadn't been. But of course the movie will take home ALL the awards, otherwise they will have both Stacey and I to deal with!!

Happy holidays everyone!!
Sarah attempted to confuse you at 11:50 PM

Welcome to my lovely rant about working retail during the holiday season. If you don't want to read it, screw you hippie, go home! If you also work retail, nod along understandingly, then go outside and scream, scaring and possibly waking the neighbors. I promise, this is good for you!

#1- Do not ask me, "how much do the calendars cost?" then gesture to the entire kiosk. There are hundreds of different styles and sizes and a hardbound personal organizer by anne geddes will cost much more than a mini firdge magnet calendar. This is like walking into the main store (Waldenbooks) and asking, "Gee, how much do the books cost?" Total number of times asked this during today's 5 hour shift: 6.

#2- While I will tolerate you handing me a very clearly priced item and asking how much it is, do not give me an evil look when I read the price off of the calendar to you as though it's my fault the calendar isn't the price you want it to be. And be aware that the moment you walk away, i will be mocking you and that silly light up nose Rudolph sweater you're wearing.

#3- When you ask me how late the mall is open and I tell you, please do not argue with me and tell me I am wrong. Likewise, when I am closing, do not argue with me and tell me the mall is not closing and ask if my manager knows I am closing. Of course she does, she's down closing the Waldenbooks if you want to speak with her. If you really want to argue, go talk to that gargantuan security dude over there who just might have a loaded gun. He'll tell you what time the mall closes, I promise!

#4- No I do not have the George W calendar, now go slap yourself for asking. There is no such calendar according to our company, whom you made me call because you didn't believe me that we didn't have it. We see where W gets his support base from and it's obviously not the high end of the IQ scale.

#5- No, I do not want Jesus to save me, and Yes, I do find it funny that you now think I have the plague because not only did I wish you a Happy Chaunakah, but I called security, because even Jesus is not allowed to solicit on mall property.

Thank you, have a lovely day!


Sarah attempted to confuse you at 7:54 PM